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    Absolutely gobsmacked

    Just read that Jeremy Corbyn is contemplating becoming a vegan. My world has turned upside down, I thought I knew the time of day, how politics worked, so this news has come as a complete shock to the system. I've always taken it for granted that JC would be a vegan, how could a crusty old Notting Hill leftie like him not be, it goes with the territory, but apparently he isn't, not yet anyway.

    FFS, they'll be telling me the moon's not made of green cheese next.

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    No! sinkov, the moon is is really one great huge Israeli falafel ball covered in dust ,its been there ages,where do you think the small falafel balls come from? They have to have a father ,right! Mothers are not important in the M E, just the father.

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    I'm equally gobsmacked than the eejit can pull this cracker...

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    ....But just think after a couple of days ,she will want this ,want that, etc

    ''Therefore its better to walk behind a snake than to walk behind a woman!!!''

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    Each to their own I suppose Balanban

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    By the way, is Balanban your surname? There are just 7 people in the world with that name.
    5 in the USA
    1 in the Phillipines
    1 in Turkey.

    It is the 3,743,211th most common surname in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    I'm equally gobsmacked than the eejit can pull this cracker...

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    The body language of JC's companion speaks volumes if you ask me

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    I would think the size of his bank balance speaks volumes as well.

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    1959- 60: No , it is not ,mine is a good Anglo Saxon name

    The correct title should be Balamban, its a town ,in the Philippines,I spent my holidays there. But I swapped the n and the m

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    look the test is ''put your hand in your pocket, or take out your wallet, do you have wads of cash at your disposal , see! I walk behind snakes!!

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