You all know I have at least one mate or proper contact at virtually every club across the divisions.

Harry the Hornet thinks we are the biggest set of robbers since the Brinks-Mat heist.

He agrees with Alto (who I presume Harry has never met?) that Gray can't trap a bag of cement.

Harry believes 100% wholeheartedly (I kid you not!) that transfers between EPL clubs should be on a "sale or return" basis.

Andre would have been back at the Turf mid-October, if Harry had his wicked way!

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