My dad went to London in 1977 to league Cup final between Notts Forest n' Liverpool and went in this bar. A delboy geezer came talking to him and his mate about Tottenham. Everytime they finished their drinks he said I'll get these lads and my dad n' his mate said don't be daft n' got round in. Then when it got to his turn he fcuked off. He was on double brandy's aswell. Morale to story...never trust a cockney