Can't remember if it's 16 or 18 premier League clubs have changed hands since mike Ashley has been at the toon
Yet we can't find a buyer
Not just a buyer
Mikey will only sell to someone He says can take it forward
Why have we never been sold?
Is it cos the club's in a mess
It's too high a valuation
Needs too much money pumping in
Is it cos he wants free adverts and merch for 3-5 years
Or is it simply he doesn't want to sell