16 or 18 premier League clubs have been sold

[toonfalifekevbrown]

Can't remember if it's 16 or 18 premier League clubs have changed hands since mike Ashley has been at the toon
Yet we can't find a buyer
Not just a buyer
Mikey will only sell to someone He says can take it forward
Why have we never been sold?
Is it cos the club's in a mess
It's too high a valuation
Needs too much money pumping in
Is it cos he wants free adverts and merch for 3-5 years
Or is it simply he doesn't want to sell

[Scott Kirkland]

If you found a tree growing 50 pound notes on it in your garden would you cut it down? Or would you bleed it dry then burn it down like Fatty will.

[ghostrider]

The club is far far far from being a mess.

[Geordie1974]

Why have we never been sold?
Is it cos the club's in a mess
It's too high a valuation
Needs too much money pumping in
Is it cos he wants free adverts and merch for 3-5 years
Or is it simply he doesn't want to sell

All of the above but mainly the last one for me.

[Jammy89]

He doesn't want to sell.

As has been said before - we're his cash cow.