I see the Conference is going well down on the south coast .

Contract killings and drive by shootings before the Conference ends it seems .

I suppose it would be churlish to remind them that a GE is imminent and it might be rather a good idea to at least try and win it .

This is a little like teammates brawling in the dressing room minutes before they step out on to the field to play in the Champions League Final .

It's a shambles .