Ex-grammar school pupils are renowned for making 2+2 = 5 sinkov.

Sadly a lot of them ended up as journos; Dyche is going nowhere, he's just about to receive his annual £2 million bonus for keeping us up last time round.

Another £2million in May plus his £1.5 million basic annual salary. Someone is having a laugh if they think Dyche is unhappy at Turf Moor.