AFC limericks

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This didn't get the appreciation it should of at the time. For that, I apologise. Splendid work sir

Thanks, but wait till you see some of NaeMairNeeps efforts.

Here’s my favourite

A Dandy wis shaggin a sheep,
whilst the wooly one chaa'd on a neep.
Cried the fermer, 'Oi Numpty!'
' t' fvck are ye up tae?'
and the sheep swiftly answered 'baaaaa deep!'