AFC limericks

[afc1903mad]

This didn't get the appreciation it should of at the time. For that, I apologise. Splendid work sir

Thanks, but wait till you see some of NaeMairNeeps efforts.

Here’s my favourite

A Dandy wis shaggin a sheep,
whilst the wooly one chaa'd on a neep.
Cried the fermer, 'Oi Numpty!'
' t' fvck are ye up tae?'
and the sheep swiftly answered 'baaaaa deep!'

[NaeMairNeeps]

Thanks, but wait till you see some of NaeMairNeeps efforts.

Here’s my favourite

A - F.C.1 - 9.0.3 - Mad,
that you're likin my efforts Ah'm glad.
To rhyme it's a pleasure,
observing c'rect measure
'57' might consider 'nae bad'

[NaeMairNeeps]

Lookin forward tae facin the joots,
An' hope we can settle disputes,
if we're 'takin a knee'
best way let's agree
is 'heid first' wi the studs o' oor boots!

[NaeMairNeeps]

An auld radge, a follower o' Keith
cursed his ill fittin lower false teeth.
til he found to his joy,
it was wise to deploy
a big dad o' cheap bog roll aneath

[Don Julio]

That's brilliant. Can't help but wonder where the inspiration comes from! The new Spike Milligan/Pam Ayers.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Despite our superior skill,
expectations we failed to fulfill.
The back o' the net,
the ba' never met,
but we slaughtered the pikeys nil-nil.

[afc1903mad]

Despite our superior skill,
expectations we failed to fulfill.
The back o' the net,
the ba' never met,
but we slaughtered the pikeys nil-nil.

The players tried what they could to a man
I thought they would score afore lang
But it wisnae a bus
Parked in front of us
It was a bloody big Jute caravan