A rabid Tory supporting mate of mine told me last week I had lost the "fire in the belly" about politics in the UK.

I replied that one Tory party is more than enough for me, two running simultaneously at the same time is more than I can take; one in power and one in "opposition" is unprecedented and so is getting hammered in a by-election by a sitting government.

Listen up sinkov, the wife wants the lounge decorating and has her eye on some £850.00 a roll new wallpaper. I'm not going to be offended if you fancy stumping up mon ami.

Starmer just looked such a f*cking imbecile last week, looking at the John Lewis wallpaper section. Does he think the great British public really give a rat's arse about Carrie's taste in flock wallpaper? Obviously they don't, and voted accordingly!

Jeremy Corbyn must be turning in his political grave.