The Labour Party died today. R.I.P.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

A rabid Tory supporting mate of mine told me last week I had lost the "fire in the belly" about politics in the UK.

I replied that one Tory party is more than enough for me, two running simultaneously at the same time is more than I can take; one in power and one in "opposition" is unprecedented and so is getting hammered in a by-election by a sitting government.

Listen up sinkov, the wife wants the lounge decorating and has her eye on some £850.00 a roll new wallpaper. I'm not going to be offended if you fancy stumping up mon ami.

Starmer just looked such a f*cking imbecile last week, looking at the John Lewis wallpaper section. Does he think the great British public really give a rat's arse about Carrie's taste in flock wallpaper? Obviously they don't, and voted accordingly!

Jeremy Corbyn must be turning in his political grave.

[sinkov]

Listen up sinkov, the wife wants the lounge decorating and has her eye on some £850.00 a roll new wallpaper. I'm not going to be offended if you fancy stumping up mon ami.

Wallpaper ? You know the deal BT, Paper for Peerage, if you can guarantee me a seat in the Lords within 12 months, the cheque will be in the post.

[outwoodclaret]

Wallpaper ? You know the deal BT, Paper for Peerage, if you can guarantee me a seat in the Lords within 12 months, the cheque will be in the post.

Wallpaper? You couldn’t wallpaper over all the cracks in the Labour Party. They are not fit to govern at a local level let alone form the next Government. Hopefully when the results in the elections for Bury Council are announced today their shambolic hold on power locally will be dented.