What is wrong with you people? Your sense of fun is completely absent. Without someone like me gadding around, this board would have two threads a week.

Do you get how conflict, of any sort, gets hits? Or fun, jokes, drama?, like this? If any of you was to be invited to a party, it would be dead in ten minutes, because you were there.

If you turned up at jesuses crucifiction, looking down he would mutter to himself...just when i thought things could not get any worse.

If you went to the Bahamas, it would rain, and the sun would come out when you left.

You are all empty, meaningless.....boring. I have walked in cemeteries, and had more fun reading gravestones. It must be a Cumbria thing. Digging peat all day long must result in thinking this board is worth logging onto.

It isnt...is it?