Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
By all accounts they have produced a video with instructions on how to get on and off a bus.
Apparently we have a generation that needs the comfort of a list of rules to follow before trying anything new.

In our day it was just a case of timing it so you could jump on and off while it was still moving.
That wouldn't go down well nowadays, they would be in tears just thinking about it.

Of course, it's maybe the minkers like DeeDon that really put them off.
The things to be wary of is the smelly barsteward, who you get on most buses now. Glad to say that although I may worry some folk on a bus, I take comfort that I don't stink.

Being on a warm bus on a hot day, with a person who has not been on speaking terms with soap and water for quite some time, is one of life's
great misfortunes.