Quote Originally Posted by NaeMairNeeps View Post
Last Saturder, Ah wandied in by the chippie. Ah went up tae the countie and asked the wifer for a fish suppie and a hamburgie.

"That'll be twelve pound fifter"

"Salt an' Vinegie?"

"Aye"

Ah handed ower a tennie and a fivie, but noticed ma change was jist one fifter

"Yev swicked ma!"

"No Ah huvner!"

"Aye ye hiv!"

"No Ah huvner!"

"Ah want tae see the managie"

"Ye canna, he's on holiders til Monder ... he'll be back on Tuesder"

"Ah'll phone the bobbers!"

"Ach dinna get yer knickies in a twist .... here's a pound ... dinna come back!"

So Ah ate ma chippie suppie then went an' got blootied on whisker an lagie shander.

A lot of work, but worth it.