Ask Red John

[Don Julio]

I’m strictly a home kit kind of guy - don’t think I’ve a single away kit in my collection.

[Don Julio]

Now that you’ve returned from exile, I feel duty bound to ask why you’ve got a downer on Barry?

[WhenTattieFlooredChas]

Now that you’ve returned from exile, I feel duty bound to ask why you’ve got a downer on Barry?

But, perhaps more importantly, why are you (RJ) still unable to grasp the concept of the anapestic triameter for lines 1, 2, and 5, and the anapestic diameter for lines 3 and 4 of a lymeric?

Line 1, 2 and 5 = 7-10 syllables
Lines 3 and 4 = 5-7 syllables.
Ideally with equal syllables in each of the two groups - e.g. 8,8,5,5,8

Lines 3-5 are all over the shop.

[WhenTattieFlooredChas]

RJ - do you know how to rid oneself of an insufferable know-it-all who constantly needs attention and life validation, and will not stop in the vein hope that someone finally, one day, agrees with their perceived greter wisdom? I know there are generally insecurity issues with such people, and therefore we should show more sympathy. But sometimes it just gets a bit much and we need to politely extract ourselves from their presence.

[RED_JOHN]

RJ - do you know how to rid oneself of an insufferable know-it-all who constantly needs attention and life validation, and will not stop in the vein hope that someone finally, one day, agrees with their perceived greter wisdom? I know there are generally insecurity issues with such people, and therefore we should show more sympathy. But sometimes it just gets a bit much and we need to politely extract ourselves from their presence.

Yes, I can certainly help you out. Get yourself a new wife, the one you have has demoralised you and making you feel worthless. Look yourself in the mirror and although it will most likely suddenly crack realise change for you is going to be good.

(Absolutely no need for a thanks?just get on with my advice)

[Don Julio]

RJ - what?s your favourite David Byrne song?

[RED_JOHN]

RJ - what?s your favourite David Byrne song?

Well done

This could be a replacement song to The Nothern Lights as the club anthem?

LAZY

[Don Julio]

Given Mason?s insistence that they can?t fly, can you explain this RJ? Do the lazy so and so?s hop on an EasyJet? It seems they can?t even be arsed with that these days. Maybe they should replace Angus as our mascot.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwyge75vyxeo.amp

[Mason89]

Given Mason?s insistence that they can?t fly, can you explain this RJ? Do the lazy so and so?s hop on an EasyJet? It seems they can?t even be arsed with that these days. Maybe they should replace Angus as our mascot.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwyge75vyxeo.amp

That story is just an updated version of spaghetti trees

Migrating swans. Nobody is daft enough to fall for that

[57vintage]

Well done

This could be a replacement song to The Nothern Lights as the club anthem?

LAZY

Cormack cannot afford the publishing and mechanical royalties that Paice, Blackmore, Gillan, Glover, and the estate of the late Lord would demand if 25000 of us were to sing this live on TV during the 2025 Scottish Cup final win.

https://youtu.be/VFqPMzFV5fM