You are supposed to be at war my mate, what do you expect tea & biscuits.

No, my mate, tea and biscuits ?? Thats too ''english''. Here we have Humous with falafel balls ! Maybe ''Coke to drink with that ?''.

Answer : Humous with pitta bread. Don't forget the ...... Olive oil, plus throw in some falafel balls with a Coke!''

This is the Middle East !! I thought you have been to Jordan?? Surely you have tasted 'felafel there?'