Ref 0 - one of the worst types of refs, guardian of the boring status quo

- give a free-kick everytime a defender plays/ask for one, because you're going to get less flak by denying a goal than allowing one
- take an age for attacking free-kicks to be played, hold everyone up slowly getting your spray, slowly pacing 10 yards

I bet there are less goals in this refs game than the average. Make life easier for yourself at the expense of thousands of people's entertainment and value for money from the ticket price.