Our New Currency

[stewarty27]

Any suggestions what we should call our new currency ? How about the spondulic ?




Reuters) - U.S. bank JP Morgan said on Wednesday it now expects Scotland to vote for independence and introduce its own currency before Britain leaves the European Union in 2019.

"Our base case is that Scotland will vote for independence and institute a new currency at that point (2019)," JP Morgan economist Malcolm Barr said in a note to clients on Wednesday.

Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon will meet European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker on Wednesday afternoon, seeking a way for Scotland to remain in the EU.

Scotland voted to stay in the EU in last week's referendum, putting it at odds with the United Kingdom as a whole, which voted 52-48 percent in favour of Brexit.

(Reporting by Jamie McGeever; Editing by MIke Dolan)

[Nevermore666]

The Smeg.

[Airdrieman]

Bob.

"A loaf and two carrots please."

"That'll be two bob."

[BobJRDobbs]

pehs

[BobJRDobbs]

The Krankie

[animallittle3]

You won't have any money when the EU's done with ya

[Sevvy too 2]

I've got none now.

[Airdrieman]

You won't have any money when the EU's done with ya

Well I am very comfortable with the pile of notes I have accumulated.

Piles, that's it, we should call it piles.

"Can't go out tonight lads, I've only got a few piles."