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  1. #51
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    To be fair, I live down here and I've not saw a newspaper that's printed the smount of medals won by English.

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    All of them

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    Thousands O Nigels have gathered to celebrate their countryman Andrew Murray following his
    success in the men's singles, where he won the gold medal for the second time.

    Indeed, Murray's first act after winning his match in four sets was to head over to a small band of England fans to thank them for their support - particularly since English supporters were officially barred from the Rio Olympics following the World Cup riots last month.

    The group of fans in question had managed to gain entry to the final by disguising their true identity through wearing Scotland jerseys, Jimmy hats and Saltires while chanting 'mon Andy', 'molocate um' and 'yaise yer lob ya ****in' nob'. (For some unfathomable reason, Scottish fans are welcome everywhere EXCEPT England).

    Murray, a Londoner by birth and a keen Morris dancer, was brought up in rural Cambridgeshire where he learned to play tennis by having two footmen hold a braided golden bell cord over the croquet lawn while he and his brother hit Fabergé eggs at each other with wiff-waff bats.

    An illegitimate grandson of the Queen, Prince Andy was the first member of his family to represent his country in an event which was not invented purely for the purpose of letting Royals take part in the Olympics. While competing for England this time, he has previously represented both Greece and Germany and could qualify for France.

    Indeed, BBC viewers were surprised to see her Majesty herself appear on breakfast television to give a blow by blow description of her grandson's performance inthe final.

    In an odd coincidence, Murray is also related to his opponent, Juan Martin del Potro, whose family were amongst many British aristocrats forced to relocate to Argentina at the end of World War II.

    Murray, always a bit of a girl's blouse, wept visibly as he stood on the podium beneath the Union Jack and sang 'God save one's Grand Mama'.

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    What in the name of phuck is aw that aboot, Stewarty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mook1 View Post
    What in the name of phuck is aw that aboot, Stewarty?
    I believe it is called Satire.

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    Dafuq is this...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spameater1 View Post
    I believe it is called Satire.
    2/10 then.

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    [QUOTE=JackSnakes;38237918]Dafuq is this...?
    Function name must be a string on line 1566 in /var/www/html/includes/class_bbcode.php
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    #6 {main}[/QUOTE]

    The Ethernet equivalent of smoke signals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spameater1 View Post
    I believe it is called Satire.
    based on the sh1t you pay for at the festival, at least a 7. Roadshow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spameater1 View Post
    I believe it is called Satire.
    Cheers Spam..

    For the benefit O Mook

    the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues,

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