Brins Friday night Jokes - If easily offended F***ing don't read it!

[Brin]

After shagging Cheryl Cole yesterday two things you should know…

1. Her Fanny is as tight as f.uck

2. The staff at Madame Tussauds have no sense of humour….

[Brin]

After years of trying I've finally found my wife's G spot…..

her Sister had it…..

[Brin]

It was Barry the smackhead scouser's 18th birthday yesterday…so his mother put £50 in his grandma's purse for him…..

[Brin]

My Wife asked what I was doing on the computer…'looking for cheap flights' I said…

she said 'Ooh, I love you' dropped to her knees and gave me a great blow job…which came as a complete surprise …I never knew she was interested in darts!

[Brin]

I've got an interview tomorrow for an Argos delivery driver…..

To show them I'll fit in I'll turn up anytime between 7am to 7pm….

[Brin]

my ex Girlfriend told me she had bought a vibrator 1 inch bigger than me…..F.ucking hell I've never seen 5 Foot 10 inch vibrator before...

[Brin]

Scouser went to court caused of having *** with a cat….

The judge dismissed the case saying that in his 30 years as a judge he had never known a scouter put anything into a kitty!