Brins Friday night Jokes - If easily offended F***ing don't read it!

[frogmiller]

Some guy just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.

How dairy!

[frogmiller]

A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach.

“That won’t help you, Joe, you know?”

“Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”

More jokes at:

[frogmiller]

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

[kentmillerman]

frog. Stick to the day job pal.

[frogmiller]

frog. Stick to the day job pal.

Been off work ont sick for 6 weeks and I'm bored! Back to work when I get my new ankle

[frogmiller]

What do you call people who use the temperature method of contraception?

Parents.

[Adventus2012]

So I was tickling my little brothers feet when mum wakes up and starts giving me a right earful.

Something about " Wait until he's born"

[Brin]

After shagging Cheryl Cole yesterday two things you should know…

1. Her Fanny is as tight as f.uck

2. The staff at Madame Tussauds have no sense of humour….

[Brin]

After years of trying I've finally found my wife's G spot…..

her Sister had it…..

[Brin]

It was Barry the smackhead scouser's 18th birthday yesterday…so his mother put £50 in his grandma's purse for him…..