Lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband
2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me…

Husband 3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband 4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband 5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband 6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband 7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband 8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it.

Husband 9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it.

Husband 10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was...God, I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get really screwed! ”