Rangers Then, Sevco Now, Scotland's Shame Forever....

[Stupie82]

Some papers reporting a 300k bid from sevco for McLean, turned down.
They are a total joke of a club.

300K

Thats not even a serious bid, thats just Pedro playing games again! They are a joke club, with a joke chairman, joke fans and a joke manager. No one actually takes them seriously anymore!

[Pacman1903]

300K

Thats not even a serious bid, thats just Pedro playing games again! They are a joke club, with a joke chairman, joke fans and a joke manager. No one actually takes them seriously anymore!

Apart from the people who think they are the same club, see Radio Scotland pundits(nae them all to be fair), the Scottish media, Sky Sports News among others

[GGMDONS]

Apart from the people who think they are the same club, see Radio Scotland pundits(nae them all to be fair), the Scottish media, Sky Sports News among others

Also players whom sign for them think they are signing for the Famous Glasgow Rangers & forget the problems thery may face at the current joke club

[ragnarok]

I typed 'Kenny McLean', '$300k' and 'Rangers' into the 'West Coast Media Article Generator' and here's what it came out with:

DON-'T DASH MY PAL KENNY'S GERS DREAM

Gers star Ryan Jack today SLAMMED ex club Aberdeen for blocking a £300k swoop to bring midfielder Kenny McLean to his boyhood heroes. The beleaguered Dons are suffering from a crushing summer exodus as a host of top stars scramble for the exit door.

Jack, who moved from Aberdeen to Rangers on a free transfer at the end of last season, insists that a Gers switch for former teammate McLean is inevitable.

"I think Kenny is in a similar position to myself. Once I found out that Rangers were interested, I didn't want to go anywhere else"

"I had some good years at Aberdeen but this is the next level. We gave Celtic a real go for a few seasons but everyone in Scotland knows that Rangers are the only club capable of challenging Celtic"

"The chance to play in front of 50,000 passionate fans every week and to play in Old Firm derbies, that's something every player in Scotland wants to experience"

And Jack reckons that McLean has all the attributes needed to lead the Gers' title charge next season.

"Kenny has been a key player for Aberdeen but he'll benefit from being surrounded by a higher caliber of player and the chance to be a Scotland International"

VILE

The [insert rag of choice] can also exclusively reveal that Jack has been undergoing therapy after VILE Dons trolls bombarded the player with sick abuse on social media.

"It's always a small number of morons. Most Aberdeen fans have been very supportive and understand that I'm moving to a bigger club to better myself"


Any clichés omitted?

[DonUnder]

I typed 'Kenny McLean', '$300k' and 'Rangers' into the 'West Coast Media Article Generator' and here's what it came out with:

DON-'T DASH MY PAL KENNY'S GERS DREAM

Gers star Ryan Jack today SLAMMED ex club Aberdeen for blocking a £300k swoop to bring midfielder Kenny McLean to his boyhood heroes. The beleaguered Dons are suffering from a crushing summer exodus as a host of top stars scramble for the exit door.

Jack, who moved from Aberdeen to Rangers on a free transfer at the end of last season, insists that a Gers switch for former teammate McLean is inevitable.

"I think Kenny is in a similar position to myself. Once I found out that Rangers were interested, I didn't want to go anywhere else"

"I had some good years at Aberdeen but this is the next level. We gave Celtic a real go for a few seasons but everyone in Scotland knows that Rangers are the only club capable of challenging Celtic"

"The chance to play in front of 50,000 passionate fans every week and to play in Old Firm derbies, that's something every player in Scotland wants to experience"

And Jack reckons that McLean has all the attributes needed to lead the Gers' title charge next season.

"Kenny has been a key player for Aberdeen but he'll benefit from being surrounded by a higher caliber of player and the chance to be a Scotland International"

VILE

The [insert rag of choice] can also exclusively reveal that Jack has been undergoing therapy after VILE Dons trolls bombarded the player with sick abuse on social media.

"It's always a small number of morons. Most Aberdeen fans have been very supportive and understand that I'm moving to a bigger club to better myself"


Any clichés omitted?

"Therapy"

Princess , no wonder the lego muncher could ragdoll him so easily

wish I could play against him

and be 30 years younger and nae sh1te of course.

[kkong]

MORE FAKE NEWS!

IT'S SAD. VERY SAD.

Even sadder that some of our fans can't read!

[57vintage]

Verdict to be given on Wednesday. Pity it's not a week later, on 12 July, if the Court has done its job on behalf of the Exchequor.

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/1.../?ref=mrb&lp=6

[The_Moog]

Verdict to be given on Wednesday. Pity it's not a week later, on 12 July, if the Court has done its job on behalf of the Exchequor.

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/1.../?ref=mrb&lp=6

Its even more of a shame it wasnt a few weeks ago before I (and many others I assume) renewed our seasons tickets as that was the leverage we had last time to stop the clubs letting the c'unts into the SPL. Make no mistake, they'd have let them straight in if it wasnt for the backlash from the diddy club fans.

If the Supreme court find for Hector, not only did the deid club cheat but that will prove once and for all that what they did was illegal so the case for title stripping is watertight. Of course that wont stop the SFA and clubs bottling it and wanting us to "move on". F'uck that.

Ignoring the utter farce of the illegal side letters - and therefore automatically illegal contracts - being ruled as the players being "imperfectly registered but eligilble" (biggest load of sh!te I've ever heard in my life), the Nimmo Smith farce stated the deid club didnt get a "sporting advantage" from EBT's because any club could have done it. If its proven EBT's were an illegal tax dodge then that also proves that any club could not have done it so f'uckin strip the titles.

Gird yer loins loons and quines, cause its gonna take an almighty push to see justice finally done to these c'unts.