Defender Shaun Brisley Signs

[macstop]

There was a young lad named Brisley.
Married a lass from Risley.
He played for Notts County.
She liked to eat Bounty's.......................................... ....

But she ran off with a canadian mountie.

[sidders]

The chap knows nowt about Limericks. Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme, as do 3 and 4. Duh!

[Elite_Pie]

The chap knows nowt about Limericks. Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme, as do 3 and 4. Duh!

On that basis tarquin's version of Brisle (rhyming with isle) is a bit easier:

There was a young lad called Brisle,
Who used to play for Carlisle,
He hated them lots,
So he signed up for Notts,
A much better club by a mile.

[countygump]

On that basis tarquin's version of Brisle (rhyming with isle) is a bit easier:

There was a young lad called Brisle,
Who used to play for Carlisle,
He hated them lots,
So he signed up for Notts,
A much better club by a mile.

On that basis

There once was a young man named Brisle.
Who kept a pet rat and a micel.
One day at the Vicars,
They got in his wife's knickers..........................................

[sidders]

On that basis

There once was a young man named Brisle.
Who kept a pet rat and a micel.
One day at the Vicars,
They got in his wife's knickers..........................................

This limericks turning quite vile!

[drillerpie]

Just seen the interview with Brisley, gritty northern accent and permanent scowl, I like the guy already.

[countygump]

Just seen the interview with Brisley, gritty northern accent and permanent scowl, I like the guy already.

Loved it. I enjoyed the way he continually kicked his pet whippet and twisted his flat cap during the interview.

[Bohinen]

Just seen the interview with Brisley, gritty northern accent and permanent scowl, I like the guy already.

Also like the absence of visible tattoos. Messi can have tattoos but these nomarks who are covered from the wrist to the armpit haven't earned the right.

[countygump]

But she ran off with a canadian mountie.

And they both enjoyed films by Walt Disley???

[tarquinbeech]

But she ran off with a canadian mountie.

.........."Canadian Grizzly" should do it?