Quote Originally Posted by sidders View Post
The chap knows nowt about Limericks. Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme, as do 3 and 4. Duh!
On that basis tarquin's version of Brisle (rhyming with isle) is a bit easier:

There was a young lad called Brisle,
Who used to play for Carlisle,
He hated them lots,
So he signed up for Notts,
A much better club by a mile.