"Bombscare".
For ****'s sake, is the extent of your imagination to repeat that exhausted cliche that should have been smothered years ago?
See also "laughing stock".
Wise the **** up.
Still young for a centre half, as good as we'll get at the money we are paying.
I daresay some will think we should be trying to get yon Spanish lad that's stouping Shakira though.