O/T Friday neet joke time (adult content) if easily offended go on Owls Mad

[kempo]

I thought that this was a football site!

[Brin]

I thought that this was a football site!

O/T old boy....you can ignore it if you wish.

I've seen your dummies out again on another thread. Chill out old bean go have another Pina colada.

[kempo]

O/T old boy....you can ignore if you wish.

I've seen your dummies out again on another thread. Chill out old bean go have another Pina colada.

Sorry..you are one of the clique so non football stuff is perfectly ok and it can be as childish as you want.

[Brin]

Sorry..you are one of the clique so non football stuff is perfectly ok and it can be as childish as you want.

I'M in the clique' gang thanks for that.....do I get a badge ?

[kempo]

I'M in the clique' gang thanks for that.....do I get a badge ?

Yes..many on here collect them I seem to remember.

[Brin]

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?" Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"

[Brin]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?




He worked it out with a pencil

[Pattylallacks2]

Sorry..you are one of the clique so non football stuff is perfectly ok and it can be as childish as you want.

Whosoever shall smite thee Brin, just turn the other clique

[Brin]

Whosoever shall smite thee Brin, just turn the other clique

[Brin]

What do going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common?


You have to bite the crust and lick out all the jelly before you get to the meat.





Somehow the old Millmoor pork pies don't seem as appealing anymore.