O/T Friday neet joke time (adult content) if easily offended go on Owls Mad

[Brin]

What do going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common?


You have to bite the crust and lick out all the jelly before you get to the meat.





Somehow the old Millmoor pork pies don't seem as appealing anymore.

[Brin]

Sorry..you are one of the clique so non football stuff is perfectly ok and it can be as childish as you want.

I'M in the clique' gang thanks for that.....do I get a badge ?

[kempo]

I'M in the clique' gang thanks for that.....do I get a badge ?

Yes..many on here collect them I seem to remember.

[Brin]

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?" Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"

[Brin]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?




He worked it out with a pencil

[Yak]

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball ?

She gagged

[Yak]

Why isn't there a pregnant barbie ?

Ken came in another box

[Brin]

How do they name Chinese baby's?


They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.

[Pattylallacks2]

Sorry..you are one of the clique so non football stuff is perfectly ok and it can be as childish as you want.

Whosoever shall smite thee Brin, just turn the other clique

[Brin]

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked: "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died", replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned: "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied: "That's because he's inside your f.ucking cat."