o/t your dating profile

[pboromag]

By "having to see one" do you mean "have to" because a magistrate/judge has ordered this?

Please reply asap...

ni i recieved injuries

[ex_pat_magpie]

ni i recieved injuries

That's tragic. How did they affect you so as to need a shrink?

[pboromag]

That's tragic. How did they affect you so as to need a shrink?

flash backs
night sweats
insomnia
irratating others
guilt

[ex_pat_magpie]

flash backs
night sweats
insomnia
irratating others
guilt

No answer to that then.

[ashingtoon62]

flash backs
night sweats
insomnia
irratating others
guilt

Nearly fell for it!!! and was really concerned,until you said "irritating others"
Now I know your on a wind up!!

[Cannylad]

Nearly fell for it!!! and was really concerned,until you said "irritating others"
Now I know your on a wind up!!

He's obviously suffering from Amnesia as he forgot to add Little Man Syndrome to the list.

[pboromag]

Nearly fell for it!!! and was really concerned,until you said "irritating others"
Now I know your on a wind up!!

i irritate others by not sleeping
mood swings
and anger issues
it aint nice living with someone like me
which is why i always say i have a great family and my mother in law is one in a million

[toptoon]

i irritate others by not sleeping
mood swings
and anger issues
it aint nice living with someone like me
which is why i always say i have a great family and my mother in law is one in a million

My mother in law is one in a million too............................but I think you mean it in a different way.

[pboromag]

My mother in law is one in a million too............................but I think you mean it in a different way.

nope she is great with me

she is a great looker as well but so is the wife

and i will admit i have had the odd thought though

getting back to the dating add

it is apparently to see how you think of yourself now compared to when you were younger
and what you think attracts people to you

when you were young it would probabaly be along the lines of how you thinked you look ie a young fit lad wishes to meet an attractive girl

now it would be a succsfull buisness man is looking for a homely lady who loves long walks etc

i have submitted mine to her

[ghostrider]

I'd just be totally honest, I'm a right stinking mess.
I'm clean but regularly smell of skin back cheesy prawns on the regular occasions that my skin peels back a little bit with passing thoughts.
I have piles but not bum busters.
I have the @rse of a pole dancer but the gut of a greedy b@stard.

After sitting on a cloth seat for a while there sometimes can be a smell of @rse left behind. Not terrible but a bit niffy, if you get my meaning.

I'm a bit of a baldy git due to my receding hair of which I refuse to allow to grow like a Rab C Nesbitt hamlet cigar advert.
I hate to wear jewelry of any description, which also includes a watch...although the watch is negotiable.

Surprisingly I don't have sweaty feet but my bell end and @rse make up for that.
I never have hanging nose hair because I use one of those nose thingies, like a fat pen up yer nose.

Same with my lugs.

I know it sounds bad but here's my better points, if you can call them better.
I never have greasy hair.
I'm clean shaven.
I wear clean duds every day, believe it or not.
I wear the same socks for a week due to my feet not stinking. Actually that's probably not a better point, if any are.

I have all my own teeth except for two false ones and they're not too bad for my age which is 50.......ish.

Oh, one more thing.
I do tend to dribble a little bit after a wee which is probably why my bell end stinks like a cave full of dead crab,lobsters, rotten fish and a massive selection of rotten molluscs all festering in a thick pool of Limburger cheese.

What's my chances?