Carlos ...........he's not a happy chappie

[blades58]

That pig reply tho is a classic


"I was convinced he was leading up to magic trick."

[GrayBlade]

that pig reply tho is a classic


"i was convinced he was leading up to magic trick."

xd

That’s another cracker

[diode_blade]

Meeting between the Guvnor of the bank of England and it's note designer, here's what happened..exclusive, at the begining of August.

Guv: "Hey Del Boy..."

Del: "What RODNEY..."

Rod: "We need a new £20 note designing..."

DEL: "Why, whats wrong with the old paper ones..."

Rod: "You seen the championship fixture list..."

"RODNEYYYY why would I want to look at champagne lists for..."

"No Derek not champagne lists, the championship football fixtures for next season..."

"Why have Peckham flats been promoted..."

"No Del, it's the Sheffield Derby..."

"Wots horse racing got to do with anything..."

"NOoooo Del, it's a football derby between sheffield w******* Fc and Sheffield United... at Hillsborough..."

"So what Rodney, I'm not interested in Football, Look Rodney I'm trying to eat my lunch, sort out Raquels shopping list and get Trigger to go to the nags head to pick up the cheap DVD players"

"Well Derek I have it on good authority that Sheff United will thump Sheff Weds"

"I still don't see what that has got to do with me Rodney.."

"Del the Weds manager will start screwing up £20 pound notes in the days afterwards and it could be a problem if he screws too many of the paper one's up..."

"Ahhhh I see Rodney, I'll get Uncle Albert on it straight away, we'll make em out of plastic..."

"Thankyou Del.."

"That's alright Rodney, You and Casandra coming round for tea tonight?.."

"Yes Ok Del.......Oiiii Del tell Uncle Albert the £20 note printing press is not the Control room of HMS Hood..."

"Ok Rodney...ALBERRRRRRRRT get off that bloody control panel you silly old twonk..."

[FatherKnowsBest]

Is that whats left of the transfer budget?

[redalwaysablade]

.....I'm no Psychologist, but I worry about this bloke's mental Health, he's close to losing the plot altogether.

He's like a young kid at Christmas,screw up the paper and put it behind you, the mess he created will still be there.....