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    Ha ha. Freudian slip. I remember as a boy a poem written on the door of the bog at the caravan site at Ingoldmells;

    In this place where I now sit
    Harold Wilson came here to ****
    And judging by the awful smell
    He must have brought George Brown as well.

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    George Smith

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagpieTony View Post
    Ha ha. Freudian slip. I remember as a boy a poem written on the door of the bog at the caravan site at Ingoldmells;

    In this place where I now sit
    Harold Wilson came here to ****
    And judging by the awful smell
    He must have brought George Brown as well.
    On the door of Dobsons Colwick.

    Some come here to sit & think
    Some come here to **** & stink
    I come here to scratch my balls
    And read the writing on the walls

    A very old factory with a row of "traps" that you could spend hours in just reading the graffiti.

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    The quality of bog hole graffiti has definitely declined over the years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagpieTony View Post
    The quality of bog hole graffiti has definitely declined over the years.
    Indeed it has, it seems limited to "xxxxx is a slag" or a crude drawing of a knob nowadays. My first memory is from the cafeteria bogs upstairs in Woolworths in the 60s where you had to put a pre-decimal penny in the slot to enter, and someone had penned:

    "Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny but only farted".

    Only on NCM could a goalkeeper thread and toilet graffiti merge seamlessly into one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elite_Pie View Post
    Indeed it has, it seems limited to "xxxxx is a slag" or a crude drawing of a knob nowadays. My first memory is from the cafeteria bogs upstairs in Woolworths in the 60s where you had to put a pre-decimal penny in the slot to enter, and someone had penned:

    "Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny but only farted".

    Only on NCM could a goalkeeper thread and toilet graffiti merge seamlessly into one!
    Again very true ....... but on this theme, Surely Kilroy had posted on every bog door in the country - he had been there!

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    Eric McManus is the first I can remember and his moustache.

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