O/T mince pies

[crashbang]

I have just purchased 6 quality mince pies.
Pierced a hole in each one, got a syringe ,
And filled them up with brandy.
I am going to let them soak for.........,.
Gone

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

Since you’ve got the syringe why bother going via the pies lol

[crashbang]

Since you’ve got the syringe why bother going via the pies lol

Currants get stuck .

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

I knew there would be a raisin for it.

[crashbang]

I never used to like them .
As a kid some **** told me currants were flies without wings

[Brin]

Which reminds me when I was in Junior school.

One day my teacher asked me why I no longer brought her raisins anymore.

I replied ‘it’s cos my rabbit’s dead Miss’

[gwru]

Who hides at xmas? A mince spy! didn't say it was going to be funny.

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

I never used to like them .
As a kid some **** told me currants were flies without wings

But then they would be called crawls not flies

[hotun]

Eccles cakes used to be called flycakes