Ashes down under

[GrayBlade]

Great rendition of the Greasy Chip Butty from the crowd just now. Dem Blades get everywhere.

[tomytony]

Great rendition of the Greasy Chip Butty from the crowd just now. Dem Blades get everywhere.

Just beat me to it GB

Chorus of Na na na nananana Joe Root followed by 'his' Barmy army song.

Beggar all else happening on this pancake flat pitch.

[bulmer1889]

Australia 3 Melbourne pitch 1 England 0 at least we stopped the whitewash which is a very small consolation. Missed all the singing dint tune in till 1ish

[BlockD]

So happy to have been proved wrong,well done England,glad you got that little sh1t out Joe,nice one

[rodcurrie]

So happy to have been proved wrong,well done England,glad you got that little sh1t out Joe,nice one

I'm very suprised that the Aussies have produced such a flat pitch when they were goin for another whitewash.I see Smith scored another century.I think flat pitches will be death of Test Match Cricket,which would be a shame cos for me it's still the best form of the game.UTCB

[tomytony]

So happy to have been proved wrong,well done England,glad you got that little sh1t out Joe,nice one

Piggy Vaughan said that Joe could have done a better job than Moeen with his bowling and , for once , it's hard to disagree with him.

Bits and pieces cricketers don't add much when they don't have the basics in place. We could have played a real spinner or a real batsman but, instead, we wasted a place in the side given the country we played in.

They had a Lyon, we had Ali

[woodysrightfoot]

Get the Aussie captain in Yorkshire team next season

[tomytony]

Get the Aussie captain in Yorkshire team next season

He'd never be available as he'd be touring with the Aussies.

We'll have to manage with Kane Williamson, captain of NZ, for about 7 weeks.

[bulmer1889]

These tours down under have a lot to answer for time clock is totally fcked !

[BlockD]

These tours down under have a lot to answer for time clock is totally fcked !

That's the plus side of us being rubbish,I have hardly bothered listening,bar the odd night shift at work