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Thread: The School “Bike”

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    The School “Bike”

    Every school had one in our day,the girl who would drop em for anyone.

    We had a couple at our comprehensive......one was called Mandy who would take on all comers ( no pun intended )

    Her nickname was “Pig Iron” ( Slag ) but she revelled in it.

    The other one was a girl called Louise,she took on the football team on the back seat of the school bus.

    I ended up living 100 yards from her,her husband was a lovely bloke....not sure he knew her in her youth.

    The school “bike”......ahh...those were the days.

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    That's where I was glad to live in the country....very small classes the 'bike' was hardly used...never lost the tread...

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    We had one called Chris, you would say hello and her tongue would be halfway down your throat. One evening when we were 14 i saw her by the bus stop. She was dressed in an electric blue jacket, mini skirt and boots, she had long curly blonde hair, blue eye shadow and red lipstick. She looked 18 or 19.
    She said have you got a light Des?
    I held my cigarette in my mouth so she had to get close, and she started rubbing her crotch against mine.
    We were on the Birmingham New Rd.
    I often wonder what became of her.

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    I'm glad to say, as far as I know, there wasn't one at my school. Glad to say as it was an all boys school!

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    Quote Originally Posted by holmleighchris View Post
    I'm glad to say, as far as I know, there wasn't one at my school. Glad to say as it was an all boys school!
    Mine was an all boys school too,


    Tbf I Suppose Gary the Grebo who was into Motorhead looked alright from behind.

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    Me to all boy school , clear conscious 👍

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    Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roymit View Post
    Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
    Makes you glad the Hawthorns is all seater doesn't it?

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