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Given it a bit o thought over mi free lunch today Exile, I've come up with an initial marketing plan for Big 0 ted.com
What u think ?
We have a tv advert in the style of that buy one get one free advert
" Big o ted.com, where only your opinions count,
Big o ted.com - don't dare have a different perspective ( that bit in a warning type of tone)
Big o ted.com join now and receive a free strutting bantam cock"
Obviously we wouldn't send them a real Strutting Bantam cock as that would just be wrong, it's a toy.
We could have two characters a bit like on the meerkat adverts. The main character is Strutting Bantam cock, love hate character, bit funny sometimes but a reight arseoyle if anybody sees things differently.
His sidekick is called Bandwagon Boy toy, knocks abart, you know he's there, but jumps straight in the minute SB cock strikes. Loves jumping on his bandwagon see.
We could even shorten the characters names to appeal to the LGBT community - Cock and his Boy toy. Get some tee shirts printed ??
What you think ?
I don't suppose you've an old cape knocking abart ??