Gayle, for instance, is a player who's played in the Premier League but isn't Premier League quality.

We're going to have to spend 'proper' money to buy a striker who guarantees goals at this level.

Problem is, in Ashley's 10 years we've bought (according to the Chronic) 20 strikers for a total of £53 mil. Chances of him shelling out even half of that (and that would get you, roughly, a Slimani these daya) are slim. Gonna have to hope Rafa has a few hidden gems up his sleeve. The next Andy Cole or Jamie Vardy would be good.