Quote Originally Posted by Jules88 View Post
I now.have 16 days of my Redundancy notice to run. Gardening leave being paid up by current employer now amd I’m free on 8th June.
Announcement soon now as I’ve signed the settlement clause at the solicitors. The
I’ll be appointing Roma as official translator,
SB as PR for Messrs Lee and Conway. (Also to be Personal Services Director to Ms Heung).
Exile will be appointed Construction director (special focus on Corners and Wind avoidance).
50/50 lass from Car Park will design te new kit, which will have a red lippy tinge.
ESR will provide all Media Services, and Basil my Whippet will replace Toby as Mascot.... ( Obvioulsy I will arrange a small cut as his agent on all Merchandise)......
Animal will preside over all contract and Union/ Agent business. All betting within the ground,
Unfortunately at this time the services of Young Nudger will not be required, and the club wish to thank him for his service to the club.
Filey will now become life President, Honorary kit washer, and Groundsman to replace Rimmo, in recognition of his contribution to BFC.


Mr G Ganaye will leave the club with immediate effect.
Sorry I forgot I will need a wheelchair attachment for the mower and a turbocharged walking stick to get round the estate and do I get a club tracksuit?