The sale of Wembley stadium

[SwalePie]

Lisbon or Gijon?

Definitely Lisbon, although there could have been a typo on the betting slip I suppose.

[jackal2]

Definitely Lisbon, although there could have been a typo on the betting slip I suppose.

Knowing our luck, it probably said Sporting Khalsa in the newly-formed Midlands Champions League.

[Elite_Pie]

I understand the real reason is so that Coventry can have it as their home stadium from 2021, ready for their Champions League campaigns etc. (I understand from UEFA that it's been decided they will lose 3-1 in the final to PSG).

I suppose one of the advantages of old age is that I'm unlikely to be around when Coventry win the 2042 World Cup. I understand from FIFA that they beat Brazil 4-1 in the final in Outer Mongolia. Replays prove that Brazil were clearly robbed by 73 wrong decisions, but VAR wasn't used because the batteries in Outer Mongolia ran out just before the Coventry defender shot the Brazilian centre forward. The internet in Brazil crashed however due to the sheer volume of gloating posts from the 15 million Coventry fans.

[jackal2]

"Keep working on those football skills, son, and one day you might get called up to the Coventry national team."

[SwalePie]

"Keep working on those football skills, son, and one day you might get called up to the Coventry national team."

The first time anyone has ever wanted to be sent to Coventry!