Quote Originally Posted by Holden_C View Post
Don't forget the mystery of the Schrodingers Pig Paradox, where a wendy fan in any given circumstance will increase actual attendance figures, as told to him by his grandad, thus being both massive and tinpot at the same time.
Everything is relative to the observer H....Einstein was an Owl, he had 7 identical blue & white striped shirts in his wardrobe, wore one everyday, his unpublished theory was that the Blue spectrum was always ahead of the Red spectrum, he was calling it the Toppler effect, where Blue always comes out on top.