Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
....and then the new quine tells you that she bides in Westhill, has a massive mortgage and isn't coming out.

Buses are s'hite and you can't drive because you've had a drink.

Taxi is going to cost you a fortune so have another pint and give the old lass a phone.

She bides in Merkland Road East


You can put up with a few wrinkles.
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