
Originally Posted by
donsdaft
....and then the new quine tells you that she bides in Westhill, has a massive mortgage and isn't coming out.
Buses are s'hite and you can't drive because you've had a drink.
Taxi is going to cost you a fortune so have another pint and give the old lass a phone.
She bides in Merkland Road East
You can put up with a few wrinkles.