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    Quote Originally Posted by Elite_Pie View Post
    Then tell me.
    Let me put it this way.

    When you go to a Notts County game, almost to a man, everyone is an Englishman. You have a warm sense of comradery. You all sing the same songs, chant the same chants, and have a wonderful shared history of your club and supporting them. You can go for a traditional pie and bovril served by a cheerful soul who speaks with the same accent as you.

    Now let's say next time you go you are in the minority. Instead of being filled with Englishmen, the ground is filled with muslims. They're all talking some foreign language. They all have long unkempt beards. They're all wearing long flowing robes and don't want anything to do with you. You have to put up with their poor personal hygiene and bad breath (especially during ramadan!). Rather than singing traditional Notts songs, they use vuvuzelas, or chant allahu akbar! everytime a goal is scored. The pie and bovril stand is replace by a halal goat meat outlet run by Amachar Al-Al-Jabi the Holy. The chant about "Death to the Infidel!".

    Is that what you want, my friend? Is that really what you want?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RhubarbPie View Post
    Let me put it this way.

    When you go to a Notts County game, almost to a man, everyone is an Englishman. You have a warm sense of comradery. You all sing the same songs, chant the same chants, and have a wonderful shared history of your club and supporting them. You can go for a traditional pie and bovril served by a cheerful soul who speaks with the same accent as you.

    Now let's say next time you go you are in the minority. Instead of being filled with Englishmen, the ground is filled with muslims. They're all talking some foreign language. They all have long unkempt beards. They're all wearing long flowing robes and don't want anything to do with you. You have to put up with their poor personal hygiene and bad breath (especially during ramadan!). Rather than singing traditional Notts songs, they use vuvuzelas, or chant allahu akbar! everytime a goal is scored. The pie and bovril stand is replace by a halal goat meat outlet run by Amachar Al-Al-Jabi the Holy. The chant about "Death to the Infidel!".

    Is that what you want, my friend? Is that really what you want?
    Shia nightmare vision. Still I'm not gonna Mecca big thing out of it because Sunni days would have finally returned to the Lane.

    Anyway, what I want to know is what's for Half Time? White girl slave market? A bit of speed raping perhaps? Or just the routine adulteress bullet & burka combo's? I guess the coffee would all have to be decap as well?

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    I guess the coffee would all have to be decap as well?

    now that's funny, in a perverse sort of way.

    bet I'm on the list lol. "freedom for Tooting"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RhubarbPie View Post
    Let me put it this way.

    When you go to a Notts County game, almost to a man, everyone is an Englishman. You have a warm sense of comradery. You all sing the same songs, chant the same chants, and have a wonderful shared history of your club and supporting them. You can go for a traditional pie and bovril served by a cheerful soul who speaks with the same accent as you.

    Now let's say next time you go you are in the minority. Instead of being filled with Englishmen, the ground is filled with muslims. They're all talking some foreign language. They all have long unkempt beards. They're all wearing long flowing robes and don't want anything to do with you. You have to put up with their poor personal hygiene and bad breath (especially during ramadan!). Rather than singing traditional Notts songs, they use vuvuzelas, or chant allahu akbar! everytime a goal is scored. The pie and bovril stand is replace by a halal goat meat outlet run by Amachar Al-Al-Jabi the Holy. The chant about "Death to the Infidel!".

    Is that what you want, my friend? Is that really what you want?
    My money is on tarquin having a second username.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elite_Pie View Post
    My money is on tarquin having a second username.
    The problem one finds with running two accounts, is forgetting to check which username one is logged in as!

    Obviously you wouldn't do such a thing Snobbers, you'd begrudge having to waste the 50 odd posts on a spoof account instead of racking them up to your 22,000 one....did you see the size of the post numbers against Coco and his mate on the FA Cup thread?....you looked like a "new boy" in comparison....you need to up your game...seriously, before Alzheimers kicks in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tarquinbeech View Post
    The problem one finds with running two accounts, is forgetting to check which username one is logged in as!

    Obviously you wouldn't do such a thing Snobbers, you'd begrudge having to waste the 50 odd posts on a spoof account instead of racking them up to your 22,000 one....did you see the size of the post numbers against Coco and his mate on the FA Cup thread?....you looked like a "new boy" in comparison....you need to up your game...seriously, before Alzheimers kicks in!
    You seem like one of those blokes who is regularly told "It's ok, size doesn't matter".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elite_Pie View Post
    You seem like one of those blokes who is regularly told "It's ok, size doesn't matter".
    Wow, ***** jokes....how the mighty have fallen

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