Can you see us selling lascelles or shelvey in january

[Davearmy]

Would i sell both if ALL MONEY was re-invested to strengthen us? In a Heart beat. Will we get the money from sales? will we fuuuck so nope i wouldn't sell.

[MidsMagpie]

get a mega offer in jan for Lascelles and he will be sold specially as we have plenty of depth at CB, but this season he has been average so doubt we will get many enquiries

[Zippity]

No, I don't think we will.

if we did, we'd go down for absolute sure. We probably will anyway but losing either our captain or our only creative player would be shooting ourselves not only in the foot but in the face and in our knob.

or wizard's sleeve for the lasses.

or

Or, for the gender-neutral, in the arse because you can't be confused about whether you were born with the wrong arse.

[TheOtherTerryMac]

No, I don't think we will.

if we did, we'd go down for absolute sure. We probably will anyway but losing either our captain or our only creative player would be shooting ourselves not only in the foot but in the face and in our knob.

or wizard's sleeve for the lasses.

or

Or, for the gender-neutral, in the arse because you can't be confused about whether you were born with the wrong arse.

Speaking of arseholes Paddy got burnt to death and Mick was called in to identify him but he was so badly burnt he asked the doctor to turn him over

Mick looked at Paddy’s arse and said no that’s not him as Paddy had two arseholes the doctor just shook his head and asked Murphy to come in

Same happened with Murphy and the doctor said Look Murphy it medically impossible to have two arseholes

Murphy retorted

Look doctor don’t try to tell me that Me, Mick and Paddy have known each other since infant school and in later life we used to go all over Ireland drinking




Every village we went to all the locals used to say Hey look there’s Paddy with the two arseholes.