No wonder the club is losing money

[Notsohumblepie]

If correct that is scandalous after recent performances l would no pay them with Monopoly money.

Go directly to Jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200 might be more appropriate.

Fraudulently impersonating a professional footballer for financial gain

[ncfcog]

So who's to blame? I'm pretty sure Acc Stanley's wage bill would be less than half that and they're a league above right now!