Rotters.

[SwalePie]

Hi Roger,

I understand there's a certain Mr Fullarton expected to take over the reins at CUFC on Wednesday. He's a top bloke. He'll quickly bond the fans and the club, uniting you in an unstoppable express train of powerful footballing synergy. I must admit to a little envy at your good fortune in appointing 'the special one' as he's known around these parts. Expect much Powerful Pointing in his interview to be translated into top-notch management guru-speak, which your fans will lap up on the road to the title.

Happy new season.

[countygump]

Hi Roger,

I understand there's a certain Mr Fullarton expected to take over the reins at CUFC on Wednesday. He's a top bloke. He'll quickly bond the fans and the club, uniting you in an unstoppable express train of powerful footballing synergy. I must admit to a little envy at your good fortune in appointing 'the special one' as he's known around these parts. Expect much Powerful Pointing in his interview to be translated into top-notch management guru-speak, which your fans will lap up on the road to the title.

Happy new season.

Unfortunately not.


https://www.skysports.com/football/n...mbridge-united

[SwalePie]

Unfortunately not.


https://www.skysports.com/football/n...mbridge-united

Bugger.