Cunning Plan for Transfer Window

[SwalePie]

How about we just get Alan to sell all of Paragon and go all-in at ML, then simply make massive offers and buy all of the other teams in the bottom half's entire squads so they can't fulfil fixtures?

Desperate times require desperate measures and all that.

[irish_pie]

Clutching at straws there Swale

[countygump]

Thats a very cunning plan as cunning as Notts pretending to be a really poor team, then making a surprise dash for the play offs in the 2nd half of the season.

[Bohinen]

We could wait for agents to come to us, then convince ourselves we have several deals set-up and then phone the agents back on the afternoon of January 31st. Nothing could go wrong with that, surely? AH has a trusted 8 point matrix.

[legs77]

We could wait for agents to come to us, then convince ourselves we have several deals set-up and then phone the agents back on the afternoon of January 31st. Nothing could go wrong with that, surely? AH has a trusted 8 point matrix.

Don't forget we have Mr Football Paul Hart here this time I mean what can go wrong with him check his record out its superb

[Bohinen]

Don't forget we have Mr Football Paul Hart here this time I mean what can go wrong with him check his record out its superb

Yes, but remember what some of the experts on here have told us, as we don't know what Paul Hart does, we can't criticise him.

Alan Hardy
‏Verified account @Bigalanh5
4h4 hours ago

It’s not my job choosing players. As a Chairman then you should back your Manager, that’s why you employ him

Yes Mr Slopey Shoulders, but you chose the managers and they were ****e. We'll pass over the obvious irony of his 'backing' HK.

[gozzie321]

Surely with the experience Paul Hart and Neal Ardley have, Alan Hardy has every right to believe in their ability to keep us in the league.

[SwalePie]

Surely with the experience Paul Hart and Neal Ardley have, Alan Hardy has every right to believe in their ability to keep us in the league.

I'd have to agree there gozzie but what about my cunning plan eh? Has it got legs?

[Elite_Pie]

I'd have to agree there gozzie but what about my cunning plan eh? Has it got legs?

It might work, but even if the other team had to play their office staff we'd probably only manage a draw. Even if we stormed up the league, we would fall foul of FFP regulations and be demoted a division as punishment.

In other words, we're f@cked!

[SwalePie]

It might work, but even if the other team had to play their office staff we'd probably only manage a draw. Even if we stormed up the league, we would fall foul of FFP regulations and be demoted a division as punishment.

In other words, we're f@cked!

Oh poo. I didn't think this through did I. Bloomin' FFP/SCMP.

'If it wasn't for those meddling kids....'