Today's Diddy Games

[mondo_notion]

We’re you? My platoon was behind enemy lines fighting a war at the time. I’m not allowed to talk about it though

As a member of the army's elite unit at that time we were due a break. Can't man the front line for ever. You know that sh*t you found in your fox hole? Yup that was me.

[mondo_notion]

You must have been gutted when the allies got their equaliser?!

That's more like it

[Mr_Grieves]

It's Bobby Madden.

Morelos will get away with fvcking murder on Wednesday, there's no way that he'll be sent off against us again this season.

[Mason89]

As a member of the army's elite unit at that time we were due a break. Can't man the front line for ever. You know that sh*t you found in your fox hole? Yup that was me.

I never saw the front line, it was usually 100 miles behind me. Never hid in a fox hole either. I usually faced the enemy toe to toe. You wouldn’t understand, you weren’t there

[mondo_notion]

I never saw the front line, it was usually 100 miles behind me. Never hid in a fox hole either. I usually faced the enemy toe to toe. You wouldn’t understand, you weren’t there

I never hid in fox holes I just squeezed one out in them when ever nature called. Nothing like slaying nazis a dozen at a time to get the bowels moving.

Sorry for going off topic but I feel I need to defend myself and the other elite who fought so you might live.

[Mason89]

I never hid in fox holes I just squeezed one out in them when ever nature called. Nothing like slaying nazis a dozen at a time to get the bowels moving.

Sorry for going off topic but I feel I need to defend myself and the other elite who fought so you might live.

I’ll take your word for it. My bowels never moved when I was facing down the Bosche

[Pacman1903]

[Jupiter]

Sevco have turned down a £10m bid for Andrew Dallas from Chinese club Guangzhou Evergrande

[mondo_notion]

I’ll take your word for it. My bowels never moved when I was facing down the Bosche

That's where your problem lies. I was busy taking the fight to the 21st Panzer division whilst you were playing about with cordless drills.

[Aldo1983]

That's where your problem lies. I was busy taking the fight to the 21st Panzer division whilst you were playing about with cordless drills.

They all use plastic pitches in the 21st Panzer Division.