Irishman goes to a building site for a interview . Foreman says "can you paint" Irishman says "yes sir" Foreman says "can you lay bricks" he replies "off course" Foreman says can you "brew tea?" Irishman says "i am the best at that" "what about driving a stacker truck?" asks the foreman. Irishman says "**** me how big is the tea pot "