Schapps has more personalities than afc1903mad.
The whole thing really is a horror show.
One bright spot is Ross Thomson not getting the job he was after, despite rimming Boris for months. Can’t make up my mind is that’s funnier than Fluffy being sacked after all his resignation threats. The spineless toadying sack that did get it is my local mp. Can’t say I know much about him, other than he’s looks like a tweed wearing countryside alliance farmer prick