OT: Favourite sayings

[Scum-Triumphant]

Gentlemen please, no fighting in the war room.

[Scum-Triumphant]

she looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Or an ice breaker I use.

Would you rather walk in on your mum and dad having *** once a week for the rest of your life or join in once?

[wrinkly]

My dear old Gran used to say:

"that fat bugger could ate 4 more 'taters than a pig - a bloody greedy pig at that"

[flourbasher]

Sharon Davis likes a good length in the mornings

[EasyAndEarly]

A very successful pick up line was:

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"...

Following the the theory...how do you get a fat lass into bed.....

EASY - PIECE OF CAKE !

Another favourite is a Chubby Brown cultural observation about same *** marriage:

"In my day it used to be Adam & Eve

NOT

ADAM & FU##ING STEVE ! ! !

[Scum-Triumphant]

My special watch says you’ve got no knickers on.

You have?

It must be 20 minutes fast again.

[crashbang]

Say that again and you will be holding a shirt full of broken ribs.

[Scum-Triumphant]

Say that again and you will be holding a shirt full of broken ribs.

I’d punch him till my arm fell off.

[crashbang]

At a group of bullies.
"One at a time or all at once"

[ragingpup]

Tha's got a face like a bulldog chewin' a wasp.