What a bloke Boris is, eh Sinkov?

In 2016 he promised us a better deal than we have now and we wouldn't pay them a penny.

It would be the easiest trade deal ever.

Now he has obviously found a magic money forest and is promising us a brand new NHS, brand new road system, a brand new police force and no doubt plenty more stuff.

He may finally do what no PM has ever managed to do. We may at last get free beer tomorrow.

How could anyone NOT vote for him? It's not like he is untrustworthy or anything eh? I mean, look at him. Here is a bloke that you would be happy to look after your kids with. To look after your personal finances. To befriend your daughter.

Vote Boris and make Britain a kind of Never Never land that JM Barrie could only dream about. And Boris could be Peter Pan - the boy who never grew up.